The Diary of Kim Hawley aged 48 and a bit…actually quite a lot.

Lockdown Day 25ish

Home School reopened this morning.

Head Teacher (me) has had to have a disciplinary meeting with Class Teacher (also me) as said member of staff lost her rag with the school pupil 5 times in one morning. Pupil is stating that Class Teacher is a “mean poohead”. HOD (myself) was called to intervene. Unfortunately Class Teacher has now had 3 vodka and tonics and is threatening to resign with immediate effect.

Oftsed are unavailable for comment as they are allegedly swamped by thousands of similar incidents.

School day ended with Resourcefulness which is where pupil must amuse herself as Class Teacher was busy banging head on wall. Pupil taught dog to sit on command. Dog could already sit on command but it kept pupil happy and thus has had a reprieve.

Tomorrow is a new day.