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Gene Jeany
God Bless her. This morning my youngling discovered that genes are not just a trouser.


Namaste
I have just returned from the gym and, while I was there I decided, for some reason unbeknown to me, I decided to do a yoga class. I...


Funereal Faux Pas - The Modern Guide To Mourning
....in this world nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes.


The Silence Of The Lambs … Part 2
You are what you eat .... I really didn't fancy being a chick pea anyway.


Professional Mother for Hire
Can a woman really have it all? I have done the maths and I am not sure it's adding up.


The Social Dilemma
Lockdown had wrung out my brain and left it hanging out to dry like a old man’s scrotum.


For God's Sake Think Of The Children
Naming your children is a heavy burden and not one to take lightly...


Who Is That Masked Hero?
Face coverings .... fudging nightmare.


My Arse …
Dear World, please stop telling me what size my pants should be.


Mad Dogs & Englishmen
...The rot has started ...


The FUD
Yesterday I had a FUD. I might be jumping to conclusions but it appeared to happen immediately after I glimpsed my reflection in a full...


The Damp Squib
I thought the easing of lockdown would, at the very least involve ticker tape and Jools Holland. Alas no.


What Shall We Tell The Children?
The day I promoted myself to Headteacher.


Slow Down You Move Too Fast
It's the small things...


Who Put The Yin In The Yangy Dangy Dingdong?
Be kind, but don't be a mug...and other well loved adages.


Question? Anyone Know What Day it is?
Lockdown fever has finally set in...


The Diary of Kim Hawley aged 48 and a bit…actually quite a lot
How to waft away that brain fog ... allegedly.


The Diary of Kim Hawley aged 48 and a bit…actually quite a lot.
Oh Boris! (part 2)


The Diary of Kim Hawley aged 48 and a bit…actually quite a lot.
Where Homeschool somehow does not get closed by the local authority...