The Diary of Kim Hawley aged 48 and a bit…actually quite a lot.

Lockdown Day … Christ knows

Home school is now in special measures.

Am applying to transfer my pupil to another class.

Pupil has told teacher that "she doesn't know what she is talking about".

Unfortunately youngling might be correct. Am really not altogether too sure what I’m teaching her. This week? Roman Numerals… Roman Numerals! What use is a Roman Numeral exactly? They had her adding them up for lords sake! Am mystified. Surely a useless topic unless you want to be a clock maker … or an Roman.

Have not updated diary for 48 hours in attempt to be more “free”.

Did not make bed or indeed put away my cardigan.

Thought perhaps a little less OCD might make Lockdown a little more enjoyable. As result of deliberate anarchism am now feeling somewhat discombobulated. I’m a Virgo (#ordered #organised #slightlydull) and a Virgo brought up in a military household no less. Lack of order does not sit well with me so immediately slipped into free fall.

Went from military precision straight to chaos. Not desirable. Will resume order as of 0700 tomorrow to prevent rapid slide into anarchism.

Pesky virus update:

58,000 have died worldwide.

3,600 in the UK

Rubbish. 🙏🏼